Hope For Ugly, Jobless, Uncharasmatic Men

It's in The Sun, so it's gotta be true (plus they put a "u" in humor, so you know it's important):

In a recent study, sociologist Diane Felmee found only a third of women said looks were the first thing that attracted them to a man. Most preferred a sense of humour or financial and career success.

Yes, I know I'm 0 for 3, but the article's not done...

Researchers at Newcastle University also believe ugly men exist as a way of repairing our gene pool. Women would rather date men with good genes, who can fight disease easily, than a classically beautiful man.

Did I mention my bronchitis is just about cleared up?