Chuck And Larry

Went to the premiere last night. It was really something. I had been to the Phat Girlz premiere, but this was on an entirely different level. It was huge. HUGE!

Me and the Misses walked The Red Carpet. Can you believe that? We walked right past the photographers and reporters... Right past the round haircuts who were watching and wishing they were us. And there really is a carpet that's red. No shit. And The Red Carpet is long. I mean, real long. They closed off half of Universal City for this thing.

Best part: all the free popcorn and soda you can carry. Good day to have pockets.

First they screened the movie in this gigantic auditorium. The place was jammed. (They were very nice about asking us not to talk about the movie at all until next wednesday. I'm going to honor that.) After, we were invited to a party with the people who worked on the film and the stars. This party's food bill alone could've paid for five Beautiful Losers: Chefs, full bars, beautiful desserts... Tons of food everywhere. I've never seen anything like it.

I couldn't get near Dennis. He directed the film and was swamped with people. I did get to say hello to his lovely wife Sharon. So, me and my lovely wife just had a little food and soaked it all in. And of course we kept an eye out for the stars. We saw Adam Sandler, The Great Rob Schneider, Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames, Kevin James, Seth Green, Seymour Cassel, Richard Chamberlain, and Jessica Biel.

On the way home the 101 freeway was jammed for miles thus fully completing our Hollywood experience.